Woe to Those Behind the Eight-Ball of Technology…

Brief post today, cuz I’m fried. I was up until about an hour or so before dawn working — I used to be able to pull the occasional all-nighter, but that’s a thing of the past.

As a youth in my twenties, it was hey — no sweat! I caught up on sleep later. After hitting 35 or so, the toll was harsher on the ol’ bod: still, I miss the magic hours twixt dusk and dawn for creative work, especially after midnight when the phone won’t ring and the night stretches in directions one forgot was possible.

Point being, I’m toast this morn.

Sleeping four fitful daylight hours doesn’t suffice, and with a long drive to and from the Center for Cartoon Studies ahead of me before and after teaching, I’m dreading the drive home tonight (one word: “cof-fee,” which will keep me up upon my return home and further disorient). I’ll make it, but I’m prepping for a fall-down all day tomorrow as I pay the piper for working into the wee hours this morn.

Anyhoot, the point is, I opened the Yahoo email this morning on my old steam-powered iMac and — I can’t reply to any email! The beast has altered itself in fundamental and no-longer-functional ways. What the — ??

Overnight, Yahoo has magically “upgraded” the email reply function in such a manner that all sorts of ginchy bells and whistles now appear in a colorful bar atop the reply window — two of which the little ‘warning’ boxes on my screen alert me to this iMac’s inability to load — and I can’t write a reply to anyone! Nada! Nothing is working as it had for years until 9 AM this morning! YYYYYYyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhhhhhhh!

A “heads up” notice or instructional email or just a fucking option to engage or disengage would be nice, but nooooooooo, computer geeks never ever think that way. A choice would have been nice.

I loathe “upgrades,” particularly unannounced ones on my low-tech, functional old ‘puter. They always require hours and sometimes days of additional labor and time I haven’t got to pour into this box, all to arrive at roughly the place I was comfortably at before.

Too exhausted to fuck with such frivolities this morn, my apologies to all I would normally have communicated with by this hour, and ta-ta for now.

The Luddite is leaving the room.


Woe to Those Behind the Eight-Ball of Technology…

Brief post today, cuz I’m fried. I was up until about an hour or so before dawn working — I used to be able to pull the occasional all-nighter, but that’s a thing of the past.

As a youth in my twenties, it was hey — no sweat! I caught up on sleep later. After hitting 35 or so, the toll was harsher on the ol’ bod: still, I miss the magic hours twixt dusk and dawn for creative work, especially after midnight when the phone won’t ring and the night stretches in directions one forgot was possible.

Point being, I’m toast this morn.

Sleeping four fitful daylight hours doesn’t suffice, and with a long drive to and from the Center for Cartoon Studies ahead of me before and after teaching, I’m dreading the drive home tonight (one word: “cof-fee,” which will keep me up upon my return home and further disorient). I’ll make it, but I’m prepping for a fall-down all day tomorrow as I pay the piper for working into the wee hours this morn.

Anyhoot, the point is, I opened the Yahoo email this morning on my old steam-powered iMac and — I can’t reply to any email! The beast has altered itself in fundamental and no-longer-functional ways. What the — ??

Overnight, Yahoo has magically “upgraded” the email reply function in such a manner that all sorts of ginchy bells and whistles now appear in a colorful bar atop the reply window — two of which the little ‘warning’ boxes on my screen alert me to this iMac’s inability to load — and I can’t write a reply to anyone! Nada! Nothing is working as it had for years until 9 AM this morning! YYYYYYyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhhhhhhh!

A “heads up” notice or instructional email or just a fucking option to engage or disengage would be nice, but nooooooooo, computer geeks never ever think that way. A choice would have been nice.

I loathe “upgrades,” particularly unannounced ones on my low-tech, functional old ‘puter. They always require hours and sometimes days of additional labor and time I haven’t got to pour into this box, all to arrive at roughly the place I was comfortably at before.

Too exhausted to fuck with such frivolities this morn, my apologies to all I would normally have communicated with by this hour, and ta-ta for now.

The Luddite is leaving the room.


Monday Morning, No Blues…

Ya, I know — “Speak for yourself, Bissette!” Well, this Monday morn finds me applying the final coats of poly to the massive new computer desktop that’ll be installed into my studio this week (with just enough poly left to slap one coat on the wall-mounted floor-to-ceiling shelving unit), and it’s warm outside and I’m prepping for tomorrow’s CCS class all day, so it’s all good from here.

Some links, updates, and news:

Meet David Paleo: If Taboo still existed, he’d be there!

Thanks to an October email out of the blue from Argentina, and a followup from Mark Martin, whose email to me prompted contact with one David Paleo and a little connect-the-dots to the earlier October email I referred to, it’s my great pleasure to introduce you to a cartoonist you’ve likely not heard of — or much of, unless you’re familiar with his appearances in The Comics Journal oversize specials, or saw his work in Satan’s Three-Ring Circus. Meet David Paleo, whose art would be a fixture of Taboo were I still editing/co-publishing that verboten anthology. He’s the first cartoonist I’ve seen whose work echoes and expands upon that of my old amigo Rick Grimes, though I’ve no idea if David has ever seen Grimes‘s work. David‘s work has its own distinctive intensity, and an eye for detail closer to the more Basil Wolverton-inspired underground comix maestros of yore, but don’t take my word for it. You’ll see what I mean if you check out these single-page illustrations:

  • Niamis
  • Suaz
  • Vvovil
  • Mark also sent me a link to one of David‘s stories, and it’s mesmerizing, hilarious, perverse, and downright anus-puckering in the extreme. WARNING! Be sure you’ve finished breakfast/lunch/dinner before clicking to this one! You have been cautioned! If you’ve the belly for it, check out the scatalogical three-page story

  • “Mengeloid!”
  • __

    Where Oh Where is Horrible Hamilton?

    ALERT! ALERT! Aging cartoonist seeking alien artifact from his youth! Does anyone out there know where I can get my hands on a Horrible Hamilton? I would so love to see my old buddy again.

    Last night I caught the first fifteen minutes of the new WB show Supernatural, which left me cold and indifferent, despite the bug attacks peppering every closing for a commercial break. Yawn.

    Now, I remember when bugs were big, I mean, BIG. And I remember when they invaded the pages of the beloved Sears Christmas Catalog back in ’62 or ’63, via the unexpected appearance of outsized, green, bug-eyed, blood-veined sac bristling, jaws-agape invertebrate extraterrestrials who presented themselves as — Hamilton’s Invaders!

    That Christmas, these objects of compulsive fascination indeed invaded our Christmas, and they were great monster toys. There was no explanation for who or what Hamilton might be, so I assumed he was the main bug, the BIG bug — Horrible Hamilton — and here he is, in all his glory:

  • Horrible Hamilton and his Beetle Battle-buster!
  • Both insects moved — Horrible Hamilton by a rotation of that quartet of legs, activated by pulling a string out of his ass, the beetle by a little motor and wheels in his carapace underbelly — and if you pried their jaws open, they would automatically close upon contact with, say, a plastic soldier, or one of the futuristic army grunts featured with the following:

  • Weapons of Mass Destruction to Halt Horrible Hamilton’s Invaders!
  • Hamilton’s Invaders Helmet!
  • I had them all — and as a matter of fact, that final item — the helmet, still in its (beat up) box — is in the Henderson State University/HUIE Library collection of my weird shit, in case any of you doubt my wistful memories here. Lea Ann, quick, display the helmet! Better yet, wear it! It may be all that saves you from… Hamilton’s Invaders!

    I gave up my helmet to the greater good of the Stephen R. Bissette collection at HUIE, but I’d sure love to find a real, semi-live Horrible Hamilton. If anyone has any leads, let me know, please!

    These colorful online pix come to you and me courtesy of the marvelous

  • Gallery of Monster Toys.
  • It’s a site my amigo Michael Ryan steered me to, and here’s what its sponsors have to say about Hamilton’s Invaders:

    “A set of imaginative “giant bug” toys. Though manufactured in the 60′s, their B-movie style owed more to the 50′s. Three large boxed playsets included one giant bug, a military vehicle and a squad of brave plastic soldiers. Several smaller bugs were sold seperately, as were additional vehicles, soldiers and a helmet that kids could wear. The “leader” bug was named Horrible Hamilton, the biggest of the invading insects.”

    Explore the site, and have some fun.
    ___

    And if this wasn’t a toxic enough dose of my obsessions on a Monday morning, or enough of little ol’ me to slake your thirst for Bissettiana, I’ve just completed on online interview for the regional website iBrattleboro site. It’s the website for the closest thing to a real town, Brattleboro, VT, where my daughter Maia and son Dan live and work, so it’s home sweet home for some of the Bissette clan.

    Anyhoot, iBrattleboro Grand Omnipotent Stomper and contributor Christopher Grotke asked me some pungent questions (including some I’ve never been asked before — read all about my high school animation experiments!), so my futher blatherings await you

  • here.
  • That’s that for this morning… Have a great Monday, if the Mengeloid didn’t put you off your granola!


    Monday Morning, No Blues…

    Ya, I know — “Speak for yourself, Bissette!” Well, this Monday morn finds me applying the final coats of poly to the massive new computer desktop that’ll be installed into my studio this week (with just enough poly left to slap one coat on the wall-mounted floor-to-ceiling shelving unit), and it’s warm outside and I’m prepping for tomorrow’s CCS class all day, so it’s all good from here.

    Some links, updates, and news:

    Meet David Paleo: If Taboo still existed, he’d be there!

    Thanks to an October email out of the blue from Argentina, and a followup from Mark Martin, whose email to me prompted contact with one David Paleo and a little connect-the-dots to the earlier October email I referred to, it’s my great pleasure to introduce you to a cartoonist you’ve likely not heard of — or much of, unless you’re familiar with his appearances in The Comics Journal oversize specials, or saw his work in Satan’s Three-Ring Circus. Meet David Paleo, whose art would be a fixture of Taboo were I still editing/co-publishing that verboten anthology. He’s the first cartoonist I’ve seen whose work echoes and expands upon that of my old amigo Rick Grimes, though I’ve no idea if David has ever seen Grimes‘s work. David‘s work has its own distinctive intensity, and an eye for detail closer to the more Basil Wolverton-inspired underground comix maestros of yore, but don’t take my word for it. You’ll see what I mean if you check out these single-page illustrations:

  • Niamis
  • Suaz
  • Vvovil
  • Mark also sent me a link to one of David‘s stories, and it’s mesmerizing, hilarious, perverse, and downright anus-puckering in the extreme. WARNING! Be sure you’ve finished breakfast/lunch/dinner before clicking to this one! You have been cautioned! If you’ve the belly for it, check out the scatalogical three-page story

  • “Mengeloid!”
  • __

    Where Oh Where is Horrible Hamilton?

    ALERT! ALERT! Aging cartoonist seeking alien artifact from his youth! Does anyone out there know where I can get my hands on a Horrible Hamilton? I would so love to see my old buddy again.

    Last night I caught the first fifteen minutes of the new WB show Supernatural, which left me cold and indifferent, despite the bug attacks peppering every closing for a commercial break. Yawn.

    Now, I remember when bugs were big, I mean, BIG. And I remember when they invaded the pages of the beloved Sears Christmas Catalog back in ’62 or ’63, via the unexpected appearance of outsized, green, bug-eyed, blood-veined sac bristling, jaws-agape invertebrate extraterrestrials who presented themselves as — Hamilton’s Invaders!

    That Christmas, these objects of compulsive fascination indeed invaded our Christmas, and they were great monster toys. There was no explanation for who or what Hamilton might be, so I assumed he was the main bug, the BIG bug — Horrible Hamilton — and here he is, in all his glory:

  • Horrible Hamilton and his Beetle Battle-buster!
  • Both insects moved — Horrible Hamilton by a rotation of that quartet of legs, activated by pulling a string out of his ass, the beetle by a little motor and wheels in his carapace underbelly — and if you pried their jaws open, they would automatically close upon contact with, say, a plastic soldier, or one of the futuristic army grunts featured with the following:

  • Weapons of Mass Destruction to Halt Horrible Hamilton’s Invaders!
  • Hamilton’s Invaders Helmet!
  • I had them all — and as a matter of fact, that final item — the helmet, still in its (beat up) box — is in the Henderson State University/HUIE Library collection of my weird shit, in case any of you doubt my wistful memories here. Lea Ann, quick, display the helmet! Better yet, wear it! It may be all that saves you from… Hamilton’s Invaders!

    I gave up my helmet to the greater good of the Stephen R. Bissette collection at HUIE, but I’d sure love to find a real, semi-live Horrible Hamilton. If anyone has any leads, let me know, please!

    These colorful online pix come to you and me courtesy of the marvelous

  • Gallery of Monster Toys.
  • It’s a site my amigo Michael Ryan steered me to, and here’s what its sponsors have to say about Hamilton’s Invaders:

    “A set of imaginative “giant bug” toys. Though manufactured in the 60′s, their B-movie style owed more to the 50′s. Three large boxed playsets included one giant bug, a military vehicle and a squad of brave plastic soldiers. Several smaller bugs were sold seperately, as were additional vehicles, soldiers and a helmet that kids could wear. The “leader” bug was named Horrible Hamilton, the biggest of the invading insects.”

    Explore the site, and have some fun.
    ___

    And if this wasn’t a toxic enough dose of my obsessions on a Monday morning, or enough of little ol’ me to slake your thirst for Bissettiana, I’ve just completed on online interview for the regional website iBrattleboro site. It’s the website for the closest thing to a real town, Brattleboro, VT, where my daughter Maia and son Dan live and work, so it’s home sweet home for some of the Bissette clan.

    Anyhoot, iBrattleboro Grand Omnipotent Stomper and contributor Christopher Grotke asked me some pungent questions (including some I’ve never been asked before — read all about my high school animation experiments!), so my futher blatherings await you

  • here.
  • That’s that for this morning… Have a great Monday, if the Mengeloid didn’t put you off your granola!


    On Neil Gaiman, Odds and Ends, and Somesuch: Being An Account, Of a Rather Dithering “Is He Really OK?” Sort, of My Recent Reveries on My Friend Neil, Prompted by a Recent Visit to a Bookshoppe; This to be Followed by a Rather Random But Hopefully Bemusing Potpourri of Virtual-Space Connections, Unexpected Delights & Dust-Bunnies, Gatherums, Brick-Bats, Curios, Oddities, and Things That Make My Bump Go Grind in the Night, and Yet Leaves No Wet Spots

    While perusing the book store shelves this week, I came across no less than three new books by (in various capacities) my dear but distant friend Neil Gaiman, who by his own admission I have known since he was a mere teenage lad. Frustratingly, the three tomes all were tied into Neil and Dave McKean‘s new (first) feature film MirrorMask, which has neither screened nor seems to be coming soon to a theater-near-me. Also frustratingly, the total sum due, had I been so bold as to purchase all three lovely books, would have exceeded the right-now-rather-princely sum of $100 or more, which I neither had in hand nor could afford to drop, what with daily expenditures for the ongoing construction of my studio/library/office, which my beloved wife Marj summarily dubbed “the money pit” yesterday at about 12:35 PM.

    In any case, the three books were and are quite lovely, and I spent a bit of my available down time happily perusing all three before resigning myself to placing them back upon their display shelves. (Lest you think I am, at this juncture, being either stingy, puckish, or perverse, allow me to hasten to include herein the titles of all three books, should you care to ferret them out for your own amusement and edification: they are, in no particular order, MirrorMask Script Book (Harper Collins), a handsome hardcover which is what it says, and which I perused rather cautiously, not wanting to betray any of the film’s narrative secrets prior to viewing the film itself; The Alchemy of MirrorMask (Collins Design/Harper Collins), another expansive hardcover, this one concerning the production of the film itself, plentifully illustrated; and MirrorMask, an illustrated novella based upon the film and aimed at juvenile readers and any progessive ages up from that target audience.) I also understand there is a fourth tome, MirrorMask: A Really Useful Book, upon whose relative usefulness or uselessness I cannot comment, save to note it is apparently scribed in invisible ink, which is a ploy only a writer of Neil’s stature can get away with in the current constricted book market. Do not take my word for it that these books are worthy of attention; I urge you to forthwith search them out for yourself, and in a manner permitting physical interaction rather than the sort of “online shopping” experience that passes for interaction these days. If you are indeed unfortunately addicted only to the latter, or have no bookstore worthy of the drive anywhere within reasonable motoring distance, or no vehicle to facilitate such travel, please allow me to steer your attention to the bookseller who seems to be Neil’s preference, in that this bookseller often offers (at no additional cost, in most cases) the opportunity for you to purchase copies of Neil’s books which have been graced with a signature from the very hand of Neil, thus affording those of you unable to personally interact with Neil in any reasonable venue the opportunity to purchase and possess a signed Neil Gaiman tome. The bookseller I speak of is

  • DreamHaven Books.
  • Forgive my leisurely prattling on, and allow me to arrive at the purpose of the above introductory statement. I indeed enjoyed my time with said tomes, all of which led me thereafter to muse a bit wistfully about my dear friend Neil, who I have not laid eyes on for quite some time. As happens when one works in the professions and the arts, one finds oneself feeling very close to fellow travellers at times in ways that would rationally seem quite incompatible with the rather fleeting time one gets to spend with these fellow travellers. Further compromising those brief times in which one indeed shares a bit of time, space, perhaps food and drink, with a heartfelt fellow traveller is the fact that such meetings of the minds and crossings of paths usually occur amid the din and clamor of massive gatherings none-too-condusive to any intimacy of expression or true fellowship, particularly when one or the other or both are therein the focus of much attention — as Neil most often is. When once Neil expressed his discomfort with the adulation and lack of personal space thus available at such cacophanous gatherings, I humbly pointed out that if Neil were merely to shed his black clothing and doff the sunglasses to dress in a Hawaiian shirt, shorts, and a John Deere cap, he might freely move about and go anywhere without interruption or the imposition of others upon him, Neil cocked his head and looked at me in a most curious manner, as if I had (for instance) just nibbled on the thorax of some unusual form of invertebrate, most likely an insect.

    Thus, we rarely actually see one another. That said, we have stolen some time in the past: a trip I made to his and Mary’s home in Nutley, England, prior to their move to America; a most pleasant sojourn to Neil and Mary’s new home in America, whereupon I met The Fabulous Lorraine and family and others in their circle, though that trip was blighted somewhat by an intractable pain in Neil’s neck which contorted his features and rather skewed his head akimbo for the entirity of my visit, thus demonstratably proving I am indeed comparable to a pain in Neil’s neck (though he politely, as is his wont, later ascribed said neck-agony to an allergy to coffee, which at the time he knew not of, but which his own father soon informed him of); a trip Neil made to Vermont to visit myself and my first wife Marlene and our children Maia and Daniel at tender ages; and most recently, a planned shared meeting, for two full days, at the summer horror writers’ convention Necon, wherein Neil and I roomed together, and spent one night laying in the dark talking about our lives and our children and life in general, just as one does as a lad camping out in a tent or under the stars, until we fell soundly asleep, despite the relative discomfort of the Necon beds, which is condusive to late night chats due to the difficulty one finds falling asleep therein. Neil has been at times among the most charitable of friends, once arranging for my daughter Maia to attend a Tori Amos concert; alas, that’s another story, which I shan’t go into here, but mention it only to affirm the generosity of spirit and care Neil has indeed extended in the direction of myself and my family, which endears him forever to us all.

    It is indeed true that I first met Neil when he was but a teenager, standing as an acolyte alongside none other than Clive Barker when Clive visited Alan Moore, John Totleben and myself at the annual UKAK in the mid-1980s. Neil was at that time laboring to establish his writing credentials, expressing himself via fiction and non-fiction in any and all available publishing venues, as we are all wont to do at that stage in our respective careers. I thereafter kept an eye out for his writings, including Don’t Panic and an incredibly entertaining book of dialogue quotes taken from countless cinematic endeavors of dubious merit, a tome co-scribed by Kim Newman, who is also a hale and hearty fellow. During these early years, I also secured (thanks to a fellow fan in the Boston area) a copy of Neil’s first solo book effort, being a pop-music biographical treatise on none other than Duran Duran, for which I had been “hungry like the wolf” since first hearing of its existence, and which now sits proudly upon my shelves alongside Sandman collections and the copies of Violent Cases and Mr. Punch both Neil and Dave McKean so lovingly scribed to me long ago.

    It’s been some time since Neil and I either met or chatted, but I must say part of the pleasure of having savored such relations means that one enjoys seeing the fruits of the other’s labors: it’s indeed a part of them, now here, in one’s hands, visible on bookstore shelves. It’s no balm for the distance in miles and time, but it’s something to be savored nonetheless. I greatly look forward to MirrorMask, if only to share 90 minutes or so in the creative company of Neil and Dave — of whom I’ve not spoken much of this morning, but one day shall — and bask in whatever that experience may hold.

    I shall further express and detail my musings on my friend Neil in a future post, this I promise. But for now, this is all that time permits. I shall therein mention more of our true experiences, and reflect upon what marvelous shared moments and gracious expressions of his caring he has shared with me over the years. Among our true experiences I may expound upon at some future time is our visit to what was, by all appearances, a “magic bookshoppe,” and I do mean magic, and one we both were convinced we would never be able to retrace our steps to again, should we ever try, for there we both found books we never thought existed, and many we each had individually sought without success and/or knew of and coveted but never beheld ourselves, and yet there they were. I may even humble myself so as to illuminate for you why it is that Neil refers to myself upon occasion as “Hamster Balls,” knowing, of course, that Neil may have already done so in a public venue, or may do so pre-emptively in his own blog. That is, always, his perogative — but I do still have that Duran Duran book in easy reach, and may be forced to retaliate, though I am loathe to do so, or even ponder such an action on such a fine Sunday morning as this.
    ___

    Amid other diversionary delights, might I recommend this fine Sunday morning (and it is a fine one, here in Vermont, and much more hospitably warm than it has been the past two days) that you enliven and invigorate this blessed Day of Rest with a non-labor-intensive, rather simple exertion of your finger to explore

  • this.
  • As the visual and text awaiting you there may prove beneficial to your spiritual well-being, and by happenstance might tickle the fancy or funny-bone of one or more of you, I offer it in good accord with this Holiest of Weekdays, and remind you that this diversion was not of my making nor of my discovery. It comes to you compliments of Joe Dante, Jr. by way of our mutual friend and constant compatriot Tim Lucas, and thus they are the gentlemen you should applaud should this diversion indeed prove of interest or slight value to you.

    I, for one, can only wonder what the artisans whose work brightens the other end of that link might do or have already done with more appropro vehicles for their mode of exploration, such as Red Planet Mars, in which G-d Himself speaks to we puny Earth inhabitants from yon Red Planet’s surface, or mayhaps When Worlds Collide, which given a moment to ponder, I might humbly suggest would make an ideal title for a revisionist cinematic science-fiction epic concerning the current culture-clash so prevalent in our news of late concerning the legal battles for the very souls of our youth over the teaching of (shudder) “evolution” in our schools. Alas, I shall table that controversial subject for another day, not wishing to disturb or in any way unsettle your own Day of Rest this fine Sunday morning.
    ___

    In another notable and altogether honorable focus of creative powers and interdisciplinary effort, I would like to further direct your attention this fine and fit morning to a new PaleoBlog posting by my fine Canadian friend, wee-fellow-compatriot in comics, and paleontologist-by-profession Dr. Michael Ryan, who has often illuminated my life and creative efforts (such as they are) with his considerable insights, knowledge, and passions (of the non-transgressive variety, I hasten to add). Of late, said Dr. Ryan, who I shall hereafter refer to as Michael, due to our long-standing friendship (hence, I am not being overly familiar, lest you fear I am being too forward), has taken it upon himself to articulate his current fascination and the considerable pleasures a book has recently instilled within him, being the latest handsome tome dedicated to the life and work of that most esteemed of illustrative geniuses, none other than

  • Roy Krenkel.
  • A mere click on his hallowed name will instantly transport you to Michael‘s reverent musings, which I believe and most dearly hope will further grace your Sunday with mirth and not a bit of melancholy.

    If I may be so bold, I would care to add my personal recall of having met the late great Mr. Roy Krenkel during my own wayward youth, as an aspiring cartoonist suitably humbled and in awe of the mere presence of Mr. Krenkel when we crossed paths at two consecutives comics gatherings in the New York City area. Mr. Krenkel was always remarkably gracious to others, particularly artists, and at one such occasion in fact invited my fellow cartoonist and Joe Kubert School classmate Tom Yeates to come, sit beside him, and peddle our own wares alongside the master. Mr. Krenkel thereafter produced a series of nondescript, unadorned boxboard boxes — such as those typing paper might be purchased or stored within — and removing the lids, exposed to all those passing an extraordinary array of his own sketches, in both pencil and pen, primarily etched upon tracing paper and a thin vellum. These were all miraculous renditions of those subjects nearest and dearest to Mr. Krenkel‘s heart, being exquisite miniature renditions of all manner of prehistoric peoples and creatures, armored and weapon-wielding warriors, ancient architectures and structures, fantastic beings of the imagination, and living animals, all delineated with a precision of line and effect that was truly breathtaking. Some were mere fragments, smaller than one-inch-by-one-inch, while others were folded vellum masterpieces, which at their full length would fill a frame of 11 inches by 17 inches or more. All were offered up by Mr. Krenkel for either the pleasure of perusement, or for purchase, should one be able to afford either as little as $2 or up to $50 (for a couple that were further embellished with either watercolor tints or colored pencil strokes, if not both). Being an impoverished student and merely an aspiring artist at that juncture of my own career arc, I availed myself of the pittance in my pocket (thus condemning myself to missing lunch, though the sacrifice was then and today well worth it) to purchase as many of Mr. Krenkel‘s tiny tracing paper sketches of antediluvian animals (as that is my own passion) as I could possibly afford. Later in the day, Mr. Krenkel seemed highly amused and even a little touched when Tom and I diverted our humble earnings from our own table sales and sketch income to the purchase of more of his marvelous art, ensuring one last exploration of all that remained in Mr. Krenkel‘s boxes at the end of that day of conventioneering.

    Those precious, exquisite miniatures reside still in my collection, lovingly cradled in one of my favorite tomes collecting Mr. Krenkel‘s work. I will leave it to you to avail yourself of the link to Michael‘s PaleoBlog, which I have provided so thoughtfully above, to cast a light upon the life and labors of the late Mr. Krenkel, a beacon further illuminated by the insightful writings of none other than Mr. William Stout, who has himself followed in Mr. Krenkel‘s footsteps as both a fantasy artist extraordinaire and paleontological reconstructionist, wielding pencil, pen, brush, ink, and all manner of colors and pigments to recreate in two-dimensions that which once walked, crawled, slithered, swam, and flew upon this planet.

    I will also add, though it is of a rather intimate and provocative nature, and perhaps too ribald for a fine Sunday morning such as this (for which I beg your indulgence and forgiveness, lest I have transgressed in a manner I earlier promised I would not), that Mr. Krenkel was not shy about his delight in the female of the species, particularly those who would be considered by others rotund or “big-boned,” as some choose to politely put it. I have it from knowledgable sources that Mr. Krenkel was known, for instance, to have once rhapsodized over a femme who’d caught his fancy as being “a veritable sphere of a woman,” and hence abundantly desirable. Within my own collection resides a published portfolio of Mr. Krenkel art of a most peculiar nature, being delicately-rendered portraits of rather obese Amazionian warrior-women astride various species of Dinosauria, some of Mr. Krenkel‘s invention. These curious portraits are quite lovely and uttery beguiling, further reinforcing the truth of those tales of yore I’ve heard over the years concerning Mr. Krenkel‘s affection for the fairer sex writ large in the flesh, and thus making sense of a couple of comments Mr. Krenkel himself shared, in a hearty “good fellow” manner, with Tom and I that convention day, as a variety of women of all ages and dimensions passed by our tables. It is with some devotion that I add, by way of providing a final morsel of curious lore, that Tom later told me he keeps a sword he was given by Mr. Krenkel, or a sword that once belonged to Mr. Krenkel that Tom somehow acquired in his travels, beneath his bed. That sword has served Tom admirably, and no doubt has offered some measure of protection at times.

    There is much similar and curious cartoonist lore that we of the inky trade share among us, some which is best left unexposed to the light of virtual space. My knowing these things is just a fact of my chosen profession, and one we cartoonists often muse over, for private and occasional public amusement. They are in and of themselves of no consequence and yet sources of great delight at times, particularly when shared, though one must at all times remain discreet and practice discretion in such airings. For instance, while there is certainly no harm in Mark Martin having revealed to the masses that Kevin Eastman rubs his bare feet with his socks after having removed them, or that I choose to seperately consume my breakfast cereal and glass of skim milk each morning for breakfast, or my mentioning here that Eddie Campbell has been observed in my own home reclining with the perfect rigidity of an unwarped board upon the bare floor with not so much as a pillow beneath his head, and thereby napping soundly, despite the giggles of my own children in their youth, astounded at the spectacle of this Scot-from-Australia sleeping thus, it would be untoward of me to say anything more about the late Mr. Krenkel, lest I inadvertantly imply or infer a level of intimate knowledge I neither have, had, nor wish to mislead any reader I might have had, concerning any details of Mr. Krenkel‘s time on this earthly plane.

    Being a gentleman, I will leave it at that, and beg your indulgence one last time for perhaps transgressing, if indeed you feel I have.

    And with that, I bid you, constant reader, a fond adieu, and ciao.

    Enjoy the day, and ponder the blessings which are yours at this time, as I shall, without coveting your own.