Klown From The Moon: A Killer Klown Survival Guide (In Verse)

Killer Kokos—and verses dedicated to how to survive them—dance & prance across these pages by Swamp Thing artist/writer Stephen R. Bissette, Monsters & Girls creator Denis St. John, and fellow Center for Cartoon Studies cartoonist Mike Crosier!

Learn in verse how to take out a Killer Koko ("...a shot to the nose/is the only way..."), memorize "The Killer Klown's Prayer" ("...Never let me become so indifferent/that I will fail to savor the delicious jelly in the eyes of a child..."), shiver & quake to the antics of "Mr. Frown the Killer Klown" ("Mr. Frown, the Killer Klown/puts your skin on upside down..."), sob helplessly at the tale of "Kreepy the Klown" ("He was nasty and hungry and stinky and small/And he just wasn't, just wasn't funny at all..."), ponder "The Riddle of the Klownosaur" ("You will observe by its remains/the Klownosaur had two sets of brains..."), and sing-along with "The Eat-the-Rich-Folk Mountains" (to the tune of "The Big Rock Candy Mountain")!

Lots of killer klown portraits, spot illos, and toned artwork, all packed like clowns in a car into just 16 black-and-white pages—poems, portraits, all for $1.50 plus shipping!

Price: $1.50

Klowns From the Moon: A Killer Klown Survival Guide (In Verse) is (we kid you not) a poetry minicomic infested with demonic klowns by Stephen R. Bissette, Denis St. John, & Mike Crosier, along with killer klown poems by yours truly (SRB), and one by Denis. It’s cheap, but sweet.

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